330+ Funny Boat Names

Are you looking for a Funny Boat Name that will make people smile? If so, you’ve come to the right place!

In this article, we’ll share a list of 330+ funny boat names for different types of boats, dirty, small boats, and rude boats.

Whether you’re looking for a name that is clever, punny, or just plain silly, we’ve got you covered. So read on and find the perfect funny boat name for your vessel!

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Puns and Wordplay

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NumberBoat NameMeaning
1Ship HappensA humorous play on “sh*t happens.”
2Seas the DayA play on “seize the day,” encouraging action.
3Boaty McBoatfaceBoat-fuel
4Nauti BuoyA pun on “naughty boy” for a mischievous boat.
5AquaholicA term for someone addicted to water activities.
6Sailing AwayA play on “sailing” and the desire to escape.
7Nauti by NatureBeing naturally inclined to love the sea.
8About TimeA fusion of “boat” and “beautiful.”
9Sea-nic RouteA scenic route for a picturesque journey.
10AquahumorCombining “aqua” with “humor” for fun times.
11Simply the BestIt’s about time for a boat adventure.
12Sloop John B(her)Simply the best for seafood enthusiasts.
13Olive My LifeSoda-Licious
14A play on “All of my life” with an olive twist.Combining the famous song with beer.
15Finding the silver lining in the water.Delicious like your favorite soda.
16Sail-ver LiningDecadence
17Anchor ManagementManaging anchors and responsibilities.
18Knot for SailA twist on “not for sale” for dedicated sailors.
19Nautical but NiceBeing nautical with a touch of kindness.
20Fishin’ ImpossibleA play on “Mission Impossible” for fishing.
21Buoyant SpiritA positive, buoyant attitude on the water.
22DeckadenceA combination of “deck” and “decadence.”
23Knot on CallA play on “not on call” for a relaxing boat.
24Pier PressureFeeling pressure at the dock, humorous take.
25Rock the BoatCausing a stir or shaking things up.

Nautical Humor

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NumberBoat NameMeaning
26Buoy, Oh BuoyTied the Knot
27Knot-ical JokeA nautical joke involving knots and humor.
28A play on “Roe vs. wade” for rowers.Tying the knot in a nautical-themed wedding.
29Ship for BrainsA humorous take on “sharp for brains.”
30Rock the BoatCausing a stir or shaking things up.
31Buoy-ant HumorA buoyant sense of humor on the water.
32Row vs. WadeSea-unity Now
33Anchors AweighA traditional nautical phrase with a twist.
34Knot GuiltyNot guilty of taking boating too seriously.
35Nauti ProfitsProfits from a nautical-themed business.
36Boaty CallA playful reference to a boat-themed rendezvous.
37Ship FacedGetting a bit too relaxed on the boat.
38Tug LifeEmbracing the life of a tugboat captain.
39Docked and LoadedLoaded with fun and adventures at the dock.
40Sea-renity NowFinding serenity on the water, Seinfeld style.
41Cruise ControlTaking control of the cruise experience.
42Knot in ServiceA pun on “not in service” for a relaxing boat.
43Keel BillA play on “keel” and “bill” for boating fun.
44Ship Outta LuckA humorous take on being out of luck.
45All Decked OutFully equipped and ready to sail.

Sea Creatures

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NumberBoat NameMeaning
46Octo-PiA fun twist on “octopus” and mathematical pi.
47A fun twist on “octopus” and the mathematical pi.A humorous take on “simply irresistible.”
48Squid Pro QuoA pun on “quid pro quo” with a squid twist.
49Jaws DroppingEel-Elevator
50Whaley CoolA play on “really cool” with a whale theme.
51Eel-EvatorA pun on “elevator” with an eel twist.
52Dolphinitely FunA play on “definitely” for dolphin lovers.
53Octo-PosseA group of friends on a boat, like octopuses.
54Fin-tastic VoyageA fantastic voyage under the sea.
55ClamorousCaptivating like a crab in its shell.
56Crab-motivatingA play on “totally awesome” with a turtle twist.
57Salmon ChantedA play on “salmon” and “so enchanting.”
58Starfish EnterpriseA boat boldly going where no starfish has gone.
59Ray of SunshineBringing sunshine and positivity on board.
60Finished BusinessFor a boat that’s not afraid to make noise.
61Jawsome AdventureAn awesome adventure with a sharky twist.
62Sea-EstaA play on “siesta” for a relaxing time at sea.
63SharkbaitPlayfully inviting the sharks.
64Kraken a SmilePutting a smile on everyone’s face.
65MermateFor a boat with close-knit mates.
66Sea’s the LimitThe limitless possibilities of the sea.
67Sea SerenityFinding serenity in the ocean’s embrace.
68Business concluded it’s time to relax.Business concluded, it’s time to relax.
69Whale Hello ThereA friendly greeting from a whale lover.
70Shelly SeaA play on “sheltered sea” and seashells.
71Tidal WaveA wave of excitement and adventure.
72Starfish WishesMaking wishes upon starfish and the sea.
73O-Fish-Ally AwesomeOfficially awesome, especially for fishing.
74SeagullibleGullible as a seagull, or just having fun.
75Manta RayzRayz of fun with manta rays in mind.

Food and Drinks

NumberBoat NameMeaning
76Anchovy ImpressionFor a boat where rum and water mix.
77Olive a SuddenA pun on “all of a sudden” for a surprise.
78Ship for BrainsA humorous take on “sharp for brains.”
79Rummy WatersLiving the Jimmy Buffett lifestyle on the water.
80Soda JerkA play on “soda” and a lighthearted attitude.
81Grape ExpectationsHigh expectations and grape-related fun.
82Booze CruiseA cruise with a focus on alcoholic beverages.
83Nauti BiscottiCombining “nautical” with “biscotti” for fun.
84Brews CruiseCruising with a variety of brewed beverages.
85Wine DownA relaxing boat where you can wind down.
86Float Your BoatyA playful invitation to have fun on board.
87Espresso YourselfExpressing yourself with coffee on the sea.
88Brewin’ NauticalCombining “brewing” with “nautical” for fun.
89Drunk in LoveLove for both the sea and beverages.
90Sip HappensA play on “sh*t happens” with a beverage twist.
91Seafood DietThe diet where you “see food” and enjoy it.
92MargaritavillePie rates of the Carob-bean
93Rum RunnerFor boats that enjoy a good rum.
94Cup of SeaA play on “cup of tea” with a nautical touch.
95Pina ColadaNamed after the popular tropical cocktail.
96Combining pirates with carob, a play on the Caribbean.Bootylicious
97Brewed AwakeningAwakening with a brew on the water.
98Mussels to BrusselsDeliciously fun on the boat.
99Proseas and ConsExploring the pros and cons of the sea.
100Mussels to BrusslesA playful take on “mussels” and Brussels.

Travel and Adventure

NumberBoat NameMeaning
101WanderlustA desire to explore and travel the seas.
102Far NautiWanderlust
103Nomad-icFor a boat always on the move, like a nomad.
104Wave CatcherCapturing waves and adventure on the water.
105Nauti GypsyA combination of “nautical” and “gypsy.”
106Voyager’s DreamFulfilling the dreams of adventurous voyagers.
107Nauti ExplorerAn adventurous spirit with a nautical twist.
108A secret is known only to mermaids and sailors.A lover of wanderlust and sea adventures.
109Mariner’s EscapeEscaping the ordinary like a mariner.
110Captain’s QuestEmbarking on a captain’s epic quest.
111Beyond the HorizonSailing toward the unknown and the horizon.
112Nautical No LimitsExploring with no limits on the water.
113Coastal CrazeA craze for coastal adventures.
114Ocean OdysseyAn epic journey through the ocean.
115Island HopperHopping from one island to another.
116Aquatic QuestA quest beneath the waves.
117Tide and TrueRemaining loyal to the sea and its tides.
118Cruise ControlTaking control of the cruise experience.
119Nauti NavigatorsNavigating the seas with a mischievous twist.
120Mermaid’s SecretSalvation
121Sea-ing is BelievingBelieving in the wonders of the sea.
122Sea-nic SerenityFinding serenity in scenic views.
123Voyage of a LifetimeA once-in-a-lifetime voyage on the sea.
124Salt and StarsA reference to the saltiness of the sea and stars.
125Tropi-Call Me MaybeFinding salvation and peace through sailing.
126Nauti by DesignDesigned for nautical adventures.
127Coastal CharmerCharming the coast with your boat.
128Tropic Like It’s HotLiving the tropical life on the water.
129Sea BeyondExploring beyond the known seas.
130Dream DrifterDrifting through dreams on the water.
131Coastal CrusaderCrusading along the coastlines.
132Maritime MagicThe magic of the maritime world.
133Sailors’ SerendipityFinding serendipitous moments at sea.
134Ocean of DreamsSailing through a sea of dreams.
135Seaside SoireeA gathering and celebration by the sea.
136Captain’s LegacyContinuing the legacy of a great captain.
137Tropi-Cool VibesA tropical play on “Call Me Maybe.”
138Beyond the BlueVenturing into the unknown blue.
139Coastal CharmThe charm of coastal living.
140Sail into SunsetSailing into the beauty of sunsets.
141Aquatic EscapesEscaping to aquatic adventures.
142Sea-ductiveSeductive and alluring on the sea.
143Saltwater SymphonyA symphony of sounds from the saltwater.
144Voyage EnchantéeAn enchanted voyage on the sea.
145Sea SeekerSeeking new horizons on the water.
146Mariner’s MelodyA melodic journey for mariners.
147Tropi-callingCalling out to the tropics and adventure.
148Coastal WhimsyWhimsical moments by the coast.
149Sail DreamsSailing into the realm of dreams.
150Aqua MagicMagic happening on the water.
151Coastal ConnectionsConnecting with the coast and community.
152Sail-la-vieThe sail of life, embracing adventure.
153Beyond the SurfVenturing beyond the surf and into the sea.
154Mariner’s MajestyThe majesty and grandeur of mariners.
155Ocean OasisFinding an oasis of peace in the ocean.
156Aqua QuestQuests and adventures beneath the waves.
157Nauti NightsNights of nautical fun and adventure.
158Coastal ComfortFinding comfort along the coast.
159Sail to SerenitySailing towards a state of serenity.
160Tropi-cool VibesEmbracing the cool vibes of the tropics.
161Seafarer’s DreamsDreams and aspirations of seafarers.
162Beyond the ShoresVenturing beyond the familiar shores.
163Mermaid’s MelodyA melody that enchants mermaids.
164Sea’s the DaySeizing the day and opportunities at sea.
165Sail the StarsSailing under the stars and celestial beauty.
166Coastal OdysseyAn odyssey along the coastlines.
167Aquatic OdysseyOdyssey-style adventures on the water.
168Nauti NomadA nomadic life with a nautical twist.
169Beyond the WavesGoing beyond the ordinary waves.
170Serenity SeekerSeeking serenity on the water.
171Tropi-coastal DreamsDreams of tropical coastal living.
172Sea-volutionAn evolution of love for the sea.
173Mariner’s HavenA haven and sanctuary for mariners.
174Coastal CanvasCreating a canvas of coastal beauty.
175Sail to HappinessSailing to find happiness on the sea.
176Tropic BlissBlissful moments in tropical waters.
177Ocean NomadA nomadic journey through oceans.
178Aqua AdventureAdventure beckoning beneath the waves.
179Sea ChangeEmbracing change by the sea.
180Coastal DreamscapeDreamscape experiences by the coast.
181Mariner’s MelodiesMelodies and music of mariners.
182Beyond BoundariesGoing beyond the boundaries of the sea.
183Sailing SymphonyA symphony of sailing experiences.
184Aquatic WondersWonders and marvels of the aquatic world.
185Nauti NomadsNomadic life on the water, nautical style.
186Sea of PossibilitiesA sea filled with endless possibilities.
187Coastal SerenadesSerenading the coastal beauty.
188Sail to FreedomSailing to find freedom and adventure.
189Tropic TwilightTwilight moments in tropical paradises.
190Ocean OdysseyAn odyssey through the depths of the ocean.
191Aqua AspirationsAspiring for great things beneath the waves.
192Sea and SymphonyA symphony of the sea and its beauty.
193Voyager’s VoyageThe voyage of adventurous voyagers.
194Coastal ReverieDaydreaming by the coast.
195Sail to the StarsSailing toward the stars and dreams.
196Nautical NotionsExploring unique nautical notions.
197Beyond the Blue HorizonsVenturing beyond the blue horizons.
198Aqua AllegroAn allegro of aquatic adventures.
199Tropic BreezesEnjoying the breezes of the tropics.
200Ocean QuesterQuesting for treasures of the ocean.

Funny Small Boat Names

NumberFunny Name
1WILFUL BILL
2NEW AGE BRAT
3MUSSELS
4DANCER
5MUNCHKIN
6BANDIT
7MUDFLAP
8CHUG-A-LUG
9SARGE IN CHARGE
10HOT BETTY
11PLANE FUN
12REBEL
13GET WET
14SQUIGGLES
15GUNGA DIN
16SALTY DOG
17DIRTY LAUNDRY
18DAY TRIPPER
19INSUBORDINATE
20TIKI
21TIN CAN
22THE LITTLE FELLOW
23DAMN BOAT
24FUDDLE DUCK
25WHAT HAPPENED?
26ROBOTE
27SLUG
28BARGE
29SWELL DANCER
30SEA YA
31TIN CAN
32PEG LEG
33BEACH BUM
34DR DOOLITTLE
35ESCAPIST
36SPACE RECRUIT
37SEE YA LATER
38CRIKEY
39WET SPOT
40HOKEY POKEY
41SKITE
42FORGET ME KNOT
43BOOZ FERRY
44LATE FOR SMOKO
45THE FLEA
46STINKY FEET
47SASSY
48VEGEMITE
49SEACRITTER
50PUDDLE DUCK
51PEANUT
52ROCK BOTTOM
53ROUGHRIDER
54SINKING FEELING
55MIND GAMES
56TOY BOX
57TIMBERTOY
58DAYTRIPPER
59NIT WIT
60JELLY BEAN
61YABBIE
62TAILWALKER
63UNPLUGGED
64BREAKAWAY
65TEASER
66TA-KEEL-LA
67SIN OR SWIM
68IMPULSIVE
69FOUR LETTER WORD
70DINGBAT
71GUZZLER
72TADPOLE
73SEA SAW
74ON CALL
75SMILEY
76HOUDINI
77BOUNCY BOAT
78BABOO
79SHAWOWLET
80TOOTH FERRY
81TIP-SEA
82DILLY DALLY
83GONE OVERBOARD
84BADBOY
85SNEAKY

Funny Boat Names Dirty

NumberFunny Boat Names (Dirty)
1Stern
2The S.S. Squirter
3The Salty Kraken
4The Moby Dick
5The Loch Ness Monster
6The Flying Scotsman
7The Black Pearl
8The Millennium Falcon
9The Enterprise
10The Normandy
11The Flying Dutchman
12The USS Minnow
13The Titanic
14The Black Swan
15The Queen Anne’s Revenge
16The Flying Cloud
17The Cutty Sark
18The Hispaniola
19The Pequod
20The Nautilus
21The Pequot
22The Beagle
23The HMS Bounty
24The HMS Victory
25The HMS Dreadnought
26The USS Constitution
27The USS Maine
28The USS Arizona
29The USS Missouri
30The USS Nautilus
31The USS Enterprise
32The USS Voyager
33The USS Deep Space Nine
34The USS Defiant
35The USS Galactica
36The USS Viper
37The USS Serenity
38The Millennium Falcon
39The X-Wing
40The TIE Fighter
41The Death Star
42The Starkiller Base
43The Enterprise
44The Voyager
45The Defiant
46The Normandy
47The Hammerhead
48The Mako
49The Tempest
50The Leviathan

Funny Boat Names From Movies

NumberBoat NameMeaning
1The CodfatherEat Pray Love
2This a pun on the word “fishy”, which can mean suspicious or involving illegal activities.A play on the title of the movie “Eat, Pray, Love”. “Cray” is a slang term for crazy, and it is also a type of fish.
3Fishin’ ImpossibleA play on the title of the movie “Mission: Impossible”.
4Fishy BusinessThis is a pun on the word “fishy”, which can mean suspicious or involving illegal activities.
5The Great GatseaA pun on the title of the book and movie “The Great Gatsby”.
6The SS MinnowA reference to the small, rundown boat that the castaways on Gilligan’s Island are stranded on.
7The Black PearlThe name of Captain Jack Sparrow’s pirate ship.
8The Millennium FalconThe name of Han Solo’s spaceship.
9The EnterpriseThe name of the starship commanded by Captain James T. Kirk.
10The Flying DutchmanA ghost ship that is said to be cursed.
11The PoseidonThe name of the luxury cruise ship that capsizes in the movie.
12The Titanic IIA replica of the Titanic that is built in the movie.

Funny Boat Names Lake

NumberName
1Easy Rider
2Maui Waui
3The Argosy
4The Princess
5Sea-Shark
6Star Gazer
7Water Queen
8The Susie Q.
9Lucky Breeze
10Lakeway
11My Way
12Queen Bee II
13Rosebud
14Gone With The Wind
15Corkscrew
16Piggy Bank
17Red Rover
18Get Reel
19Awe, Sum!
20Sea-Esta
21Wet and Wild
22Liquid Asset
23Liquid Courage
24Sea Ya Later
25Four Play
26Captain Jack’s Sprat
27Whisky Knots
28Lake Effect
29First Cast
30Logn Lasting
31Wing Nuts
32Life Jacket
33King of the Lake
34Lake-a-side
35Lake-a-dise
36Just Add Water
37Liquid Asset
38Barefootin’
39Lost in Paradise
40Nauti Buoy
41On the Rocks
42Slow Ride
43Marauder
44The Challenger
45Fishers of Men
46Big Tuna
47The Lucky One
48Higher Power
49U-Hillbilly
50Fishn’ Bait
51Gone Fishin’
52Wild Hooker
53Holesteris Saltus (The Soldier Fish)
54Little Angler
55Low Tide! High Time!

FAQs

Why should I name my boat something funny?

There are many reasons to name your boat something funny. It can be a great way to show your sense of humor, make people laugh, and start conversations. It can also be a way to make your boat more memorable and unique.

What are some good funny boat names?

A-Fish-Ronaldo
Aqua-Holics Anonymous
Bait It Forward
Buoy Oh Buoy
Cast Away
Cruisin’ for a Bruisin’
I’m Knot Drunk
Lake-a-palooza
Reel Fun
Ship Happens
Titanic II
Wakey Wakey

How do I come up with a funny boat name?

Use puns and wordplay.
Think about your boat’s type, size, and color.
Consider your own personality and sense of humor.
Don’t be afraid to be silly.

What are some funny boat names for fishing boats?

The Codfather
Fish and Ships
Gone Fishin’ Yet Again
Hook, Line, and Stinker
Reel Estate
Rod and Wrecked
Scales and Tales
The Baiter
The Reel McCoy
The Tuna Tattler
We’re Gonna Need a Bigger Boat

What are some funny boat names for sailboats?

Ahoy There
Knot My Problem
Sailin’ Sideways
The Flying Dutchman
The Windjammer
We’re Knot Lost, Just Wandering

What are some funny boat names for pontoon boats?

The Party Barge
The Pontoon Pirate Ship
The Sinking Sensation
The Sunburnt Seahorse
Too Much Fun

What are some funny boat names for small boats?

The Dinghy Detective
The Little Miss Muffet
The Mini Me
The S.S. Minnow
The Tin Can

What are some funny boat names for big boats?

The Titanic Too
The USS I’m Rich
The Whale Watcher
The Yacht Life
The Yacht Rock

What are some funny boat names for couples?

The Honeymoon Suite
The Love Boat
The S.S. We’re Getting Married
The Titanic II (But This Time We’ll Both Make It)
Two peas in a pod

Conclusion

We hope the list of funny boat names we’ve provided above will assist you in finding your own.

In the realm of sailing, you can show off your distinct personality and sense of humor in addition to sailing on calm waters.

We sincerely hope that you have gleaned all the necessary knowledge from this blog of ours.

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